tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-41509407298249246162012-01-04T14:16:33.681-05:00The Princehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02859007556339061233noreply@blogger.comBlogger3631100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4150940729824924616.post-3318495126577233012011-10-31T11:28:00.001-04:002011-10-31T11:28:48.946-04:00

First of all sorry for the lack of entries. I am a bit of a shitty blogger. I'm OK with that though because I am a really good friend and I think that counts for more. Anywho, it's Halloween and that means you'll see a ton of little kids in costume today. You will also see a lot of people putting their dog "babies" in costume too. Some people think this is weird and that is a valid point.

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Not a whole lot needs to be said about this video. This is apparently from a Norwegian talk show. How is it that we can't get shit like this on American TV? Are you seeing this Jimmy Fallon? It's a can't miss. This video is proof that Michael Winslow was underutilized in the Police Academy franchise. Those filmmakers clearly couldn't see past Steve Guttenberg's star power. Otherwise Jones

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So as I mentioned last week, some of the wonderful things about Mastiffs are that they are enormous and you can give them fantastic names like my friend Chunky Monkey above and Diesel below. One of the other great things about mastiffs that I have recently discovered is watching them eat. They can eat a ton and it's kind of mesmerizing. I think you will agree. I bet he was still hungry

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So there is a very fun TV blog called Warming Glow (extra credit if you get the Simpsons' reference) and one of their weekly features is Corgi Friday. As you may have guessed, the writer basically posts pictures and videos of Corgis. I love Corgis a great deal. Their tiny little legs are both adorable and functional, allowing them to run under sheep and herd them. Plus they have very cute,

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We have a doozy today.  For those who want to know how the sausage is made, I usually get e-mails from my sister where she tells me about the bizarre shit that inhabits her subconscious mind. I then promptly put them on the blog. And that, my friends, is how science works for you. Anyways, this little gem came to me with the subject line "WTF Dream." It's the most appropriate subject

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It was announced today that former Baltimore Colt and actor Bubba Smith was found dead in his home in Los Angeles today. Bubba would receive valuable blog space even if he had only been a Baltimore Colt, but he did it way better starring in the Police Academy series (which are awesome... don't let anyone tell you otherwise) as well as appearing in ads for local law firm Cohen, Snyder,

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Hola, gang! Sorry I haven't rapped at you in a while. I know it would take a monumental explanation to really make up for my absence. The good news is I have one. A few months ago, I saw my sensei murdered in cold blood by one of my fellow students. This guy was pissed because he taught me all of the secret arts instead of him and decided to blame the sensei rather than just accepting that maybe

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! We won! If anyone needs me, I will be hanging out in my front yard grilling hot dogs and drinking Budweiser.

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You tell 'em, you magnificent bastard. If you watch this video today and do not run out and make your dreams happen then you aren't fit to draw breath. This man started out as a small boy from Mississippi and he worked hard (with a little help from his loving wife) until he achieved his dream of owning cowboy monkeys that ride dogs. God bless you, sir. You are an inspiration to us all.

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So I thought I might offer up my own dream. Apparently Kendra is not the only one in the family with an odd subconscious. I think I have an excuse. I took a double dose of 10 mg melatonin before bed when I had this dream so it's a reasonable assumption that my brain chemistry was changed for the evening. What followed was a disturbing look into my pop-culture laden psyche. It was also a pretty

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So baby sister's subconscience is at it again. This time, my friend and associate Greg Nice made a cameo along with his illegitimate sisters. Who are soley the product of my sister's twisted dreamscape, I should add. I don't think there are any skeletons of this nature in the family closet. I can't be certain but I would stake my spotless reputation on it. Anywho, enjoy! I had a dream last night

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Well dear readers, I think you know I can't pass up a good Bigfoot story. While this is not a good Bigfoot story, I decided to post it anyway. So this video was shot in North Carolina on Golden Valley Church Road in Rutherford County. If you look on a map it's right in between East Jesus and West Bumfuck, so it shouldn't be too hard for you to find. The fact that this road is in the sticks

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So this is without a doubt the most interesting thing I have seen today. Since I am a geek I was stoked for the magic and whimsy of Harry Potter. Since I am a guy I was stoked for the poledancing and lady parts. The dubstep music only served to lull me into a weird daze while I watched the video. It's safe for work (unless poledancing is too naughty for your office) and is kind of like a

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So this morning I was greeted by another silly word courtesy of my Word of the Day e-mail. The word in question was "mansuetude." As you may have guessed, this word does not mean what it looks like it means (if that makes any damn sense to you). Mansuetude's actual definition, according to Dictionary.com, is "mildness; gentleness." Huh? When you put "MAN" right in the front of the word, the last

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Oh how I've missed this. They never get old to me. I hope they don't get old to you either. This time around, baby sis visits grandma's house and becomes The Situation's bang maid. Enjoy. I was in Dotsy's house, but she wasn't there and The Situation came over. I was making eggplant parmesan, but heated up some leftover eggplant parm for him. I heated it in a Styrofoam container, but saw that

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So this is a fun little video just in time for your Yule celebrations. It harkens back to a simpler time when guys as mismatched as Bing Crosby and David Bowie would get together to sing Christmas carols together. I think people are still trying to figure that one out. Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly stay kind of faithful to the old duet up until a point. Then they take it off into a nice

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I usually think I'm a cool guy, but then I stumble across something like this and realize how impossibly geeky I really am. I was grinning like an idiot for the entire two minutes. I'm not sure there is anything that is not imporved by a little lightsaber action. The fact that I really enjoy The Princess Bride is probably a further reflection on my geekiness, but I'm OK with that because

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This is all over the Internet, but I feel as though I am doing a disservice if I don't share this with my loyal subject. It appears that Bea Arthur, contrary to her public statements, did a stint in the Marines. What a bad ass. She served under her birth name of Bernice Frankel and as you can see is tall as shit. She enlisted in 1943 and served for 30 months in the Women's Reserve as a typist

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This one is going to be short and sweet. There really doesn't need to be much in the way of explanation or analysis. I will say this: someone screwed the pooch over at CNN. But we're all winners thanks to his mistake. I remember when I first saw this scene in the theaters when I was in high school. I almost wet myself (I was like 16. Then again, I would probably react the same today.). My

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Nothing like a little Slayer to get you in the holiday spirit. It's either this or Bing Crosby. If neither of those work, I can't help you. You're probably dead inside. Do us all a favor and retire to the wilderness and live out your days in solitude.

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As many of you may or may not have heard, veteran actor Leslie Nielsen passed away this Sunday at the age of 84 years old. He is best known for his work in the classic comedy Airplane! as well as the Naked Gun series of films. I personally think this guy is a legend and hold the first Naked Gun as one of the funniest movies ever. The scene with him shimmying around the outside of the building

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MTV decides to remake Teen Wolf as a TV series and this is what we get? I am incensed right now. This is basically Twilight with a werewolf kid in it. I'm praying that the rights weren't sold so they could create this. PS Boy gets bitten by werewolf, must come to grips with animal inside is really overdone. Granted, that was the conceit in the original Teen Wolf, but they pulled it off with a

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The sandwich in question, resting on a totally classy placemat. So as many of you have no doubt heard, McDonalds' McRib made its triumphant return to the fast food giant this month. People across the country have been going nuts over this thing. I admit that when the McRib was in its heyday, I never ventured to try it. I always missed out on its subsequent limited engagements, as well. When I

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I hate to rely so much on videos but when you find something like this, you don't not share it with everyone you know. There is a lot going on in this video so it may take a few times to soak it all in. The gist of it is that two brothers were kicking it and these drunk dudes tried to buy a lawnmower for $250 from said brothers (the brothers got the mower for $2. SCANDAL!). Then the two drunk

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So this video makes the blog because I love it when teams use trickery to pull a fast one on an unsuspecting opponent. Stuff like this reminds me of all the kids' sports movies I watched when I was younger like The Bad News Bears, The Sandlot or the always awesome Little Giants. There is something inherently exciting about using a trick play like this as opposed to a simple, well-rehearsed

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This is awesome. I love how Henry Rollins deconstructs these kids. In his defense, those people were trying to be cute for the TV cameras. I guess they are pissed that some sell-out came to their spot. Now it's going to get blown up. Henry might have overreacted though. The man was clearly on edge as soon as he walked in the joint. He kept talking about how he was the old sell-out and they

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WTF, man? I can't believe this warrants a write-up on the school bus. Or a news story for that matter. In all my years of riding a school bus, I only saw one kid get in trouble. They got written up because they were climbing under the seats and scaring people. Then one kid rocked him in the face with their lunch box and gave him a bloody nose. As you can imagine, this was a huge deal for us.

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This is not me. Unfortunately. So if you are my mother or perhaps one of my three swooning female fans, you might ask "When are you going to shave your beard so we can see your beautiful face?" When confronted with this I usually deflect the question and weasel my way out of it. I do this because a) I am a very, very humble man and do not like to be the center of attention and b) this is a

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Greetings massive! Today marks the start of voting for the Baltimore Sun's Most Outstanding Blog Award, or as we affectionately call them, the Mobbies. As you may recall, I was involved in this last year and put up a good showing. At the time, I was a fledgling blog just getting my feet under me and still managed to come in a respectable second place in the humor category. This may have had

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I wish I would have seen this before today. I like when people get in the spirit of Halloween. I also like it when little kids dress as scary things as opposed to princesses and Power Rangers. Today I saw a picture of a toddler dressed as a Vampire Princess with blood all over her mouth and it was awesome. I think you can maybe trick your daughters into ghoulish costumes by telling them they

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In honor of Halloween, I thought I would show you this brief video of what can best be described as a shit show. These creepy people decided to have a nice little book-burning to protest Stephenie Meyer's portrayal of vampires in her Twilight series of books/lonely housewife abstinence porn. I really can't disagree with the Baron there. Meyer yanked the teeth out of vampires with her books.

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While very cool, this video is also terrifying. Let me explain. There was a time when you could run from a mean dog and find refuge in all kinds of places that weren't flat ground. If this dog is leading the charge into the future then we are boned. He's jumping over fences, running up trees, climbing in your window and snatchin' your people up. Pretty soon I bet he's outfitted with a jetpack.

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So this is a real product. Honsetly, I'm surprised that no one had done this sooner. 120 years is a long time for a technology to remain stagnant. I do suspect we've had some guys go the DIY route with this before. The tech is just too brilliant to believe that it is brand new. There had to have been a committee at some point. NASA must have worked on something like this for the space shuttle.

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So this really happened. Way to go New York. You really reach for the stars when it comes to politicians. I think the best part about the election cycle is the nutjobs. Jimmy McMillan clearly falls into that category. First of all, it takes balls to pull off a beard like that. That's not open for debate. Second, he accessorized with black gloves. Also very ballsy. As for his political

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This is the kind of pet peeve that is really just going to make me look like an asshole, but I really feel like I have to get this off my chest. Most of my closest associates know how much this bothers me, but do it anyway just to get under my skin. Well played, my friends. That's exactly what I would do. I'm referring to people who say things like "Happy Monday!" or "Happy Tuesday!" when it is

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For an appropriate soundtrack, click here. So I have decided to stop the voting and just go ahead and crown this guy the winner of the 2010 Prince of Dundalk Spirit of Superbness Award. It kind of just rolls off the tongue doesn't it? After an exhaustive search (like a whole day!) I found this gem. Guy in the car wins this award for embodying all of the core values of this site, namely wanton

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This is a video that I wanted to share with you guys for no other reason than it made me smile. I think it was tons of fun to play with bubbles as a little kid. It's such a simple pleasure and yet it can bring hours of entertainment, provided you let an adult do the bubble blowing. Kids always want to blow the bubbles but they can't seem to do it right. Then they end up wasting all the bubble

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I wasn't lying when I said this was a goldmine. My sister goes to sleep everynight, so there is potential for me to have something brilliant thrown my way every morning. It's like waking up every day and running downstairs to see that Santa Claus has left you a new bike or the Star Wars Ewok Village playset (that was a good Christmas!). Not much to say about this one. We're all very proud of

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My sister is at it again. As yet, we have received no free psychological advice for what I can only assume is her untreated, crippling mental ailment. I'm sure the docs that read this are just in the process of formulating a plan of attack for my sister's care. I hope so at least. In this installment, Kendra starts off meeting with some close friends, but in the end turns it all into a social

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My magical, princess-goddess, Jenny "JWoww" Farley (shown here on the back of a motorcycle with a handgun), has struck a deal in principle to pose for Playboy. I could go for the easy joke and say something about Snooki posing for the magazine, but I think you guys expect more from me, so I'll leave it alone. Besides, most of those jokes have been told already and they were a lot funnier than

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So this is all over the Internet now, but I had to post it because while I was watching it I went "Woooooooooow" like I was a six-year-old at the circus. Plus, it's a fun way to start your Friday. It's really one of the coolest things I've seen in a long time and I wish I could do that with that level of skill. It's like watching a super-hero train or something. The first two minutes is of

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"I'm Phil Davison... and I live in a VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!" I don't know if Phil got the nomination, but I do know that Stark County will never be the same. I really wish he would have started his speech with "Meeeeaaaaaan Geeeeeeeeene" or a nice Nature Boy "Wooooooooooooooo!" I would have loved if he took a Chris Farley prat fall out the window or off the stage too. I'm kind of torn as to

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I'm not the sort to judge another because of their religion. I firmly believe that each person should be free to practice whatever religion they want as long as they don't talk about it with me. I really don't need to hear about it. Having said that, there are certain aspects of the Mormon faith that I could never wrap my head around. (For an interesting look at some of the more unsavory

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I spent a good part of my day yesterday discussing politics in what I deemed to be a thoughtful manner and today I am posting this. I really am a Renaissance Man. I'm not sure who this man is or why he felt so strongly about farts to make a movie about it and I don't really care. I'm just glad he did. As you can imagine, the acting is really top-notch. The sound effects are really cutting

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I'm smart enough to go with what works so here we go. For this one, I sat on it a bit debating on whether or not to use it because of the names in it. Then I realized I can just change the damn names. This is my world. They're all just paying rent. On with the show... Maybe don't use this because there are people's names in it, but this ws pretty weird. Good news, no illigitimate kids-- just

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So I posted this video for two reasons. #1. These things actually exist. It's not just something a six-year-old dreamt up after watching cartoons. #2. It's one of the most terrifying things I have ever seen. The wind literally whips the flames up into a whirlwind of destruction. Granted, the video doesn't show any real destruction and this thing sort of just dicks around on the screen for a

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Baby sis sent me a doozy today. Like I said before my little sister's dreamscape is a fascinating place. I kind of picture it as a Lewis Carroll book as reinterpreted by Hunter S. Thompson, only a little more filthy and way scarier. No wonder she had night terrors. So, I had a dream that I had twins last night. Unamed father, hope that's not a foreshadowing of my life to come. Anyhow, they pop

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Once again you have outdone yourself, Japan. Son of a bitch, man! Was anyone asking for creepy shit like this to be developed? Wasn't this exact design used in Terminator Salvation, only weaponized and more dangerous? Those things were wrecking shit in that movie. It took a badass cyborg to defeat them and save John Connor, so what does the Tokyo Institute of Technology do? They take a

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This is a video of a kid reciting Tennyson is his Superman pajamas, which really is as incredible as it sounds. I can imagine this guy was coached, but its still pretty impressive. I don't think I could memorize that poem, if I spent all week on it. I can tell you the heights and weights of most super-heroes, as well as quite a few professional football players (which I think is pretty

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So many of you know my younger sister Kendra, but what you might not know is that she has the most bizarre dreams of anyone I have ever met. I suspect that she eats a handful of mushrooms before going to bed each night. If you don't believe me, ask her about the dream where she took a friendly shower with a headless Matt Lauer. I didn't mean for that to rhyme. In any event, she normally e-mails

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This video is long, but it's a total giggle party. I liked when Burt Reynolds and Dustin Hoffman cried while remembering the film. I admit that I was moved to tears by Will Ferrell's performance at certain points of the film. Burgundy's love of scotch resonated with me, and when Jack Black punted Baxter off the bridge after getting hit in the face with a burrito and wrecking his bike, I cried

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Every now and again I get to thinking that I rely far to heavily on videos for my content. I promise myself that I will only post stuff I come up with on my own and say to hell with the blatant theft of videos from other sites. I'm better than that. Then I find stuff like this. What kind of man would I be if I didn't share this with my friends? The answer to that question is "The wrong kind of

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This video totally made my day yesterday. When it gets going it just keeps on going. You can see the drying spin-cycling itself to machine death! This led me to some odd questions. If the dryer had a consciousness, would it know that it was killing itself? Can it tell that something is wrong or does it just keep going, thinking that it is doing its job? If its doing the primary function it was

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I have a feeling that about 90% of my audience will have no idea what this is about, but hopefully, the other 10% will. This particular pet peeve is a men's room staple that I have never understood. If you are one of the offenders, please tell me why you do this. I promise not to judge you. At least not openly. Invariably, any time I am enjoying a #2 and some cell phone Tetris while at work,

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I don't think a whole lot needs to be said about this one. As I like to say its "totes adorbs." I think the kids want to fight because they see it on TV but don't really get the point behind fighting. That in itself is really sweet. They're just little guys right now. Give them a few years and they'll be decking the shit out of each other. The best part is when the "fight" goes a little too

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So this beautiful ditty by Leoncie was just pointed out to me today and I have to say that any song with the chorus "Cheap Sex!" is OK in my book. This music video also features the line “You’re just a lousy cop and not some great detective/ you pick up all those sluts from the street and screw them in secret.” Man. That science is too tight. Apparently Leoncie gets a lot of grief from

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So where to begin? First off, it was very nice of that farmer to teach the chimpanzee how to play baseball, even if he isn't very good. The important thing is that he tries really hard. Extra points given for using the Charlie Sheen version of "Wild Thing" from the Major League movies. But if I'm being honest, the chimp throws like a girl and sucks at fielding ground balls. Was anyone else

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View more news videos at: http://www.nbcdfw.com/video. Normally when I post videos that originate in the great state of Texas, they are the type that are more likely to evoke a "YEE-HAW" response than a "WTF?" Not today. I give you cats in wigs. I was surprised to even discover that there was a cat wig industry let alone enough of a following to support a photography book filled with cats in

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This little guy had me rolling. He was so excited to see Vanessa Hudgens boobs that he made a video and posted it on the Internet. For those of you that live in a cave (but still have Internet access) or those that haven't landed on the Disney Channel during an airing of one of the High School Musicals, this is Vanessa Hudgens. Isn't she sweet? Totes. But she also got nasty for Zac Effron and

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Uncle Rick didn't tell me he was going on vacation! I hope he brings me back a t-shirt. Where would one find Black Beach Week on television? I think this is a show I could get behind. Also, what the hell is Uncle Rick rippin' and tearin'? I shudder to think. Be careful ladies. The men of my bloodline are notorious stallions.

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 I wish this guy was playing outside the Metro! When last I left you, I was being assaulted on the streets by a trumpet player's stirring rendition of The Flintstones theme. Since then I have heard a ton of crappy street musicians, but today's really took the cake. Lately, there has been a man with an electric blue violin that sets up shop by my Metro station. Now you'd think he would range

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So Monday was "Mullet Day" at the Pittsburgh Zoo. What this means is that anyone entering the zoo with a mullet (or a mullet wig. Cheaters!) received $5 off of their admission price. Additionally there was a "Best Mullet of the Day" contest where the winner got something awesome like a case of Iron City, a coupon for a free Primanti Bros. sandwich and discounts Now I don't want to get all

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So one of the worst things about riding the DC Metro Rail system to work everyday is that the escalators never, ever work. Now, unfortunately, when escalators stop working they become stairs, and we all know what we have to do when we come to stairs. Walk up them. Normally, this isn't that big a deal because you are only walking up a 15-foot tall flight of stairs and its a nice bit of exercise.

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MTV Shows So this made me happy. The kids that stole our hearts last summer are back and better than ever in Miami Beach. Everyone knew this was coming, so it's no surprise, but I was still excited to see the trailer. I think we can safely say that the increased profile of the cast might make for more explosive fun than last season. I don't want to spoil the trailer but there were a

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I have been sitting on this one for a little bit now, but I feel like its time this video had it's day in the sun. I can't quite make out the language being spoken ( I didn't really try), but I can only assume that it is Italian because only my fellow dagos would get involved in fisticuffs like this. Or rather watch their grandmother get involved in fisticuffs like this. Also, those old ladies

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So this one is going to be quick because I have never really dealt with this for more than a second. I normally hang up immediately. Also, I really don't want this post to sound like a shitty stand-up comedy routine, but I think I have already lost that battle. The calls that I am referring to are the telemarketing calls (or even calls from services that you use and and like) where when you pick

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Since I am totes sensitive and enjoy nothing more than a good thunderstorm (for cuddling, of course!), I thought I might post up this very cool video of lightning hitting the three tallest buildings in Chicago. (Sensitive interlude) The other day we had a thunderstorm and as I was driving I saw a thunderhead before me. It towered in the sky and you could see the lightning arcing and

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This is Barf Bag City. I knew the concept of molting existed and I knew what it was but it was always still just an abstract concept to me. Now that I've seen it done I am more in awe of nature and its ability to imitate horror films than ever before. I am also more creeped out by nature. The crab looks like it is growing some weird, huge tumor and then another crab pops out of the growth! If

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This video speaks for itself, I think. Someone took the very best part of each Maury Povich Show and jammed them all together into one amazing package. When I watch this I am immediately gripped with fear. I have always said that I would be a total pushover with my daughter should I ever have one, and I'm worried she may end up like this. I really don't know that I could handle this. I 

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This might be a difficult pill for you all to swallow but this kid is kind of a better dancer than me. It (I say "it" because of its androgyny) does have the benefit of Latin genetics, which I can only assume plays some part in its ability to move to the spicy rhythms of its people. I am a little jealous. But I won't let that stand in the way of your enjoyment. Pay special attention to the

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If you've been with me for a while then you probably know that I love a good Bigfoot story. Most of them are complete bullshit. You might even argue that all of the stories are total bullshit since there is no concrete evidence that Bigfeet and their creature cousins even exist. But I've always said absence of proof is not proof of absence. Besides where is the fun in being anti-Bigfoot? In

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The good King of Dundalk and unsung hero of Gazze, doing what he does best. May the just and noble Lord rule for many years to come. And, lo, may his House and the fruit of his loins survey the land and govern with the righteous might ordained from above until the earth cracks and firmament shakes! Amen. Also, Happy Father's Day to all the real men out there being a father to they child. They

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So leave it to our Japanese compatriots to come up with a game show idea that is alternately hilarious and horribly cruel. In case you didn't guess, the idea behind this segment is for people to stack as much food as they can on their pets without them moving or eating the tasty morsels.Its funny because dogs are awesome and all they want to do is eat and please us, so they truly are caught

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Ladies and gentleman meet the newest player in the rap game, 50 Tyson. In addition to strangely biting on a more popular rapper's name, this guy has no real talent to speak of. Newsflash! It's not a Sweet 16 if you're a dude. It's also not a Sweet 17 at all. Plus you should have said you were from Minny-ho-ho. I think that's what the kids on the streets call Minnesota nowadays. I can't wait for

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This is a very fun video. I've always loved the porn set-up with the pizza delivery guy. Its such a classic porn cliche that you can trust it will never leave us. Especially if the fellas at Big Sausage Pizza have anything to say about it. But seriously, who the hell invites the guy in so you can pay him? Has a pizza delivery guy ever been in your house before? And I'm not referring to friends

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Just so you know, its not all fun and games around here. Every now and again, I roll up my shirtsleeves and really delve deep into the issues that effect your community. I may not like it, but as a good royal I must do it for the betterment of my people.I came across just such an issue this weekend. I was spending some time with some friends at the Zoo hoping to see some animals do it, when I

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This video (its a commercial really) has it all. It comes from Jason Bateman and Will Arnett's production company and features the two Arrested Development stars. It also stars Rachel Harris and my new favorite lady, Aubrey Plaza, playing her typical bitchy role. Orbitz gum usually makes some fun little commercials and this is no exception. I mostly put it up here because its the closest thing

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Here is a little something for all the ladies, courtesy of my good friend Greg Nice. I saw this a while ago but just today thought it might be fun for others to see. I'm selfish. Sue me.In any event, if this doesn't kickstart your Friday like an EpiPen to the heart I don't know what will. Fun fact: That is his actual penis in the video.

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Well that was an afternoon well spent my friend. I'm not one to make fun of the mentally deficient or anything like that so I'll... ah hell I couldn't even make it through the sentence.I actually don't think there is anything wrong with this guy's mental facilities. I think he might just need to feel the touch of a woman. It's amazing how that effects your mind and makes you get your shit

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So apparently when it rains Texas, it pours Texas. Check out my boys in Rick K. and the Allnighters (what an awesome name!). Fresh off their appearance at the Texas Motor Speedway, the fellas decided to drop in on some weird snake-handling church and play some good, old Texas-style ROCK 'N' ROLL!What might that be, you ask? Why do you even have to ask?, I ask. It's ZZ Top, fool! What other band

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This is a pet peeve that I didn't realize I had until it came and smacked me in the face this morning on my daily commute. I don't have a real problem with this like I do with criss-crossed bacon on my burgers, but by now you know me well enough to get the picture. This is certainly not a good look. I don't think there are any girls out there putting this little thing on their "List" of guy

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This is without a doubt one of my all-time favorite conspiracy theories (is it really a conspiracy? Screw it.) and the best thing I heard today. Apparently, there are anonymous tipsters (Michael Steele, I'm looking at you) that seem to think our president, Barack Obama, was in Tag Team's "Whoomp (There It Is)" video waaaaaaay back in 1993. Fuckin' rad, man. Gawker broke this story over the

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And just like that, the world moves one step closer to Imperial domination.Nothing says military might like an awkwardly designed assault vehicle moving very slowly towards an enemy base. Also, don't worry about the vehicle's legs getting tangled up and tripping because of a stout cable or rope. They'll never think of that.

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I'm not going to defend the Insane Clown Posse for their shitty music, but I really can't stand when bands like this decide to cover songs like that. I get that tongues are firmly planted in cheek and I think that's why its so annoying to me. Oh, what a delicious caprice!I hate post-ironic shit like this. Just leave well enough alone. If you are doing something because you think its going to make

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More awesome shit from the Lonestar State. Where to begin?This incredible feat occurred right outside of Dallas/Ft. Worth airport at 6 a.m. The driver, Yasmine Villasana, was clearly hammered but claimed that she had had one vodka and cranberry the night before. Right. I think a good question to ask if you are the arresting officer might be something like "If you're not drunk, why did you try and

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Whoever came up with this, I commend you. It's truly a master stroke.I think Betty would give Ramirez and Clan MacLeod a run for their money, especially if the fought to a Queen soundtrack. I'd also pay to see her during The Quickening.(Sorry Rue, Bea and Estelle. I think that as comedic actors you can appreciate the humor here.)

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... I present to you the new trailer for Scott Pilgrim vs. the World. The movie is based on the very fun comic series by Bryan Lee O'Malley and details the adventures of Scott Pilgrim as he begins dating the girl of his dreams, Ramona Flowers. He soon learns that he must battle her seven evil exes if he wants to continue dating her and what ensues is a series of video game/comic style battles

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Rue, seen here in her younger days with international sex symbol Dustin Hoffman It was reported that Rue McClanahan passed away this morning after suffering a massive stroke. She had previously suffered a stroke in November and never fully recovered.I will refrain from making "thank you for being a friend" references and just say that the Emmy Award-winning actress was an integral part of a cast

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It's Bee Week in Washington, D.C. and to celebrate I thought I might steal this video of a funny kid at a spelling bee. There are about a million videos of kids doing funny shit at spelling bees but I like this one the best. Its more situational humor than laughing at the nerd passing out or getting really excited for getting a spelling bee. I was a good speller too. I used to get 100%s on

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Maybe if Andy proposes to Erin on the show, we'll get to see the whole gang get in on some of this action. We can only hope.I don't want to cheapen what is clearly a very sweet moment, but really? Do girls actually like this kind of stuff. Do you really want to see your future-husband dancing around like an ass in a public park before he pops the question?What happened to putting the ring in the

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... including the assholes, apparently.

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It's called Mall Cops: Mall of America and it airs on TLC, which is quickly becoming a network where you don't actually go to learn anything. There used to be informative programming on TLC but now its just families with 400 kids and little people. There is even a show called The Little Chocolatiers, which details the lives of a married couple that make exquisite chocolates and suffer from

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So my initial reaction to this was a very understandable "WHAT THE FUCK?!"This child robot seems a little too needy and it looks like it was trying to eat that one young lady's lady parts. I'm surprised that the AI installed on the android does not realize how inappropriate that really is. Or maybe the AI knows exactly what it is doing and is attempting to obliterate the human species one womb at

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The crazy thing is, I did this exact thing just the other night! I didn't run into as much trouble jumping my dirtbike through the cardboard walls, but there was considerably more mess when I bazookaed the snake from three feet away. That's what I get for not bringing my katana blade. Flipping off the bike and beheading the snake in one fluid motion would have been a more elegant solution but

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Since I love bears an awful lot, this guy made the cut. If I could choose any animal as a pet, it would be this guy. He wouldn't be a pet so much as my constant companion and partner against the forces of evil. Our TV show would be a combo of BJ and the Bear and The Legend of Kung Fu. Oh yeah. Throw some CSI and The Mentalist into the mix because I am fascinated by the investigary sciences.This

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Whoops! Sorry to get your hopes up. We're not talking about the Howards or some other awesome werewolves. We're talking about these douchers.Where to begin? I guess the first thing I will say is that watching a video like this is a wonderful way to gauge how old you are. If it pisses you off, then you are old. That's not necessarily a bad thing.I like that the one kid tells us that they are "not

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Today's word is one that should make you look totally smart and shit at your next cocktail party. It is habitué and it means "One who frequents a particular place, especially a place offering a specific pleasurable activity." If I were to use it in a sentence as an example I might say something like "My friend Smooth B is a habitué of the local gentlemen's clubs as well as middle school parking

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So my initial reaction to things like this is "Wow. That's geeky even for me."Then I stop and think. This is basically just living out a childhood fantasy when you have the means to do it. How bad did I want Iron Man armor when I was 10 years old? Would I have killed for a utility belt or web-shooters back then? The answer to these and other similar questions is "A lot." and "YES!"Hell, look at

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This video brings back memories.Back in the day I was a bit of a geek. It all culminated in this karate tournament where my rival sweeped my leg. But as I fell to the ground I underwent a startling transformation and discovered that I was from a family of werewolves. After that I was super-popular because I paid this girl to be my girlfriend and could always get beer for parties by making my eyes

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So this is weird. I think this guy's name is Yogi Yokey Dokey or some shit like that. He's kind of creepy but I can get around that. He also has a 7-foot-tall rastafarian chicken as a co-host, which I actually dig. I'm also not upset by his choice of outfits, which seems to lean towards henleys and tight jeans.I really can't get behind his weird, squatting, open-legged child hugs. They look too

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